Persephone Kick His Ass Baby I'll.hold Your Flower

The Star Guardian gives him a quick smooch on the lips in her guardian uniform. "A osculation before I go kick some void donkey?"

"Become em babe~" He said in a loving tone as he pinched her cheek gently. "Better exist careful.. I'd hate having to patch you upwards again."

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Their Favorite Retentivity With You

Character 10 !fem reader, anybody (you and the characters) are aged upward!!

(h/c)= hair color, (fifty/n)= final proper noun

Tenya Iida-

Tenya's favorite retention with yous was your guy'south wedding twenty-four hours. You and Tenya were inseparable, ever since you two got together in U.A. You two have been together since yous both were around fifteen and 16 years quondam, you're currently 24 and 25. It was always known that you guys were probably going to get married, which y'all always loved the thought of.

It was jump, your wedding ceremony day was quickly approaching. The cherry blossom leaves were falling, all dissimilar shades of pinkish and white. Information technology was warm but not as well hot, everything was perfect. The beautiful forest behind the venue, there were white benches and the forepart had this wonderful stone half-wall. The wedding ceremony was started, Tenya was at the front with his hands past his side, his brother Tensei as the best human standing adjacent to him. Everyone was seated and waiting, then the melody started playing. It was existence played by a piano, and it sounded cute. Anybody stood up, then he saw you. He could feel his heart stop, y'all were wearing a white hymeneals apparel, a ball gown silhouette, and lace towards the lesser. Tenya had a wide smile, he could experience his heart race. Your (h/c) hair was pulled up into a tight bun, with a long veil with lace.

You got to the altar, and the anniversary went on. Every bit it went on, you would sniffle every now and and so and you would hear him asphyxiate upwardly some. Whenever it got to vows, yous about broke. "Tenya, I'chiliad then glad that I can ally you and spend every twenty-four hour period with you. Whenever nosotros starting time met I didn't realize how much I would honey y'all, but now I know I wouldn't trade this for annihilation in the world. I love you so much and I'm so happy that I can be your wife." Yous say, tearing upwards with joy. "(y/n), you motivate me so much to become a better person and hero. I'm so happy to accept you in my life, and fifty-fifty happier I get to marry you. Y'all're the dearest of my life." He said, wiping abroad a quick tear. So it finally got to the end, you lot said your "I do"'southward and y'all were officially married. Whenever you heard "you may kiss the bride!" Tenya immediately grabbed you and kissed you.

Katsuki Bakguou-

His favorite retention would have to be bringing dwelling house your first child. Whenever you and Katsuki kickoff moved in together, you never imagined getting married and let lonely having a child together. You guys were around 26 and 28, Katsuki being older, and were engaged.

And so you found out you were significant, Katsuki was excited but scared. With him beingness a pro hero he knew that it would be a bit tougher, but honestly, the pregnancy was a breeze, well kind of. Of course, there was the morning sickness, the swollen feet, but you wouldn't merchandise information technology for anything. 9 months passed and your sweet infant girl was here, she looked like a mixture of you and him but his genes definitely showed up more. She has a lot of his facial features, his classic reddish eyes, just had your (h/c) hair and olfactory organ. The twenty-four hours y'all brought Hazuki, meaning leafage and moon, dwelling you both were a nervous wreck. "Babe you can move a flake faster than that." Yous say laughing, your fiance was currently moving like a sloth, trying not to wake her upwards. He rolls his optics and starts going towards her nursery. Information technology was decorated with blush pink defunction, a white crib with a beautiful flower baby coating hanging on the side, and her name above the crib. You were making some hot tea, to assistance with your headache and trunk aches, and you overheard Katsuki.

"This is your crib, your mom worked really hard to pigment it. I know it's a boring color, I suggested something close to explosions but nosotros made a comprise." You smile, he was talking to Hazuki. "Daddy loves you so much, and any boy, or girl, or anyone in general, tries to option on you lot or mess with yous, I'll boot their butts." You giggled and walk in at that place, he was rocking her slowly back and forth. "Babe? Put her in the crib so she can sleep, y'all can talk well-nigh kicking barrel after." You say while smile, he frowned, "dumbas- I mean impaired butt, were you listening?" You nod and kiss him. "You're already an astonishing father Bakugou." He smiled, like one of those really big smiles full of joy and not devastation. "She'south going to beat every child, and she's going to have an astonishing quirk!" He exclaims, you lot quickly burke him, equally Hazuki started to coo slightly. "Now come on, let'south get become some lunch and slumber while we can." Y'all say whispering, and giggling a fleck. He nods and puts her into her crib gently, and follows you into the living room.

Shoto Todoroki-

Shoto'south favorite of you two was definitely when you two showtime met. It was effectually 5 years ago, you were at a java store ordering a hot loving cup of coffee. It was winter, in that location was white, fluffy snow everywhere. "Here you become ma'am, have a good day." The barista says, y'all grin and nod, taking your coffee.

You pulled out your buzzing phone, it was your mother calling. She found this puppy in her quondam neighborhood so she'southward been updating yous all about it. You sigh and start typing, when yous do, you run into something. Yous and the man flew dorsum, coffee went everywhere, and you landed on the floor. Before you await up at see him, you lot're already apologizing. "I'm so sorry! I should of been paying attending!" Yous exclaim, embarrassed about not paying attention. You can hear a slight chuckle and see him extend his manus out. Yous grab information technology and stand up upwardly, you lot look at him and focus on all of his features. He had half white and half cerise hair, one dark-brown eye and ane icy blue eye, and a big scar on his cheek. You pout, "I'1000 sorry seriously, I should of been paying attention." You say as y'all look at his shirt, y'all gasp. His shirt, his poor white shirt got ruined. "No information technology'due south fine, I should of stopped and paid attention." He says, you sigh. "Can I at least buy you another shirt? Or pay for dry cleaning?" He laughs, "no, no it's fine. I take others at home." You express joy a bit and put your telephone back into your purse.

"Tin I treat yous to another coffee?" You ask, trying to make information technology up. He pauses for a second, "you know what? Let'due south get get a hot tea, I know this tea shop." He doesn't even give you a second to answer and he starts to walking, y'all apace following behind him. At that tea shop y'all both talked nigh your lives, you lot plant out his name is Shoto Todoroki, you found out more than about his quirk, and fifty-fifty found out he was a pro hero! "It was awesome talking to you lot Shoto," yous say while holding out your hand, "hopefully we can hang out more!" You lot say with a smile. He smiles and shakes your manus. "Here let me give yous my number, and then we tin can text each other at first." He starts writing his number down and gives it to you smiling, "perchance we tin can have another day similar this." You lot nod, and from that day on you've been close! A week subsequently you lot guy's actually went on a date to this restaurant downtown. At present 5 years afterward, yous both are dating and living together in your cozy apartment. You likewise have a cat named Gizmo!

Denki Kamanari-

You are Denki have been together for around four years or and so. His favorite memory has to be how he recently proposed! The day was hot and you were by the ocean. There was kids laughing, sand castles everywhere, and people surfing.

You and Denki were sitting past the ocean on a light blue beach towel. Y'all were wearing a light light-green, wrap 1 piece swimsuit. "Babe come on! You accept to go surfing at least once in your life!" He exclaims, you gyre your optics and express mirth. "At-home down, calm downwards permit me make sure our stuff doesn't get washed abroad." You say, continuing upwards. "Hey babe, actually tin y'all do something for me?" Yous plough around, looking at him. "Tin you lot become and buy a cooler? I know I seen some in the gift store." Yous looked at him confused, "a cooler?" He nods, "remember ours broke and plus nosotros have drinks to keep cool!" You sigh and grab your beach bag, "fine, I'll be dorsum." You say equally y'all leave for the shop. Equally y'all went shopping, Denki set and went through with his perfect idea. He has been planning on proposing to you, he even has the band with him. He'due south been carrying it around for months trying to program the best proposal ever. Denki wants everything perfect, just for you. He drew out the words "will you ally me (y/northward)?" on the beach.

Whenever y'all got back, you were furious. "Cooler in the shop my donkey, all they had was cringey shirts." You lot mumble to yourself. Y'all saw his yellowish hair and frowned, not seeing the words drawn in the sand. Before you took a step closer, Denki yells out "look at the ground!" Information technology'southward plainly confused only you didn't really question information technology. "Huh?" You say while looking down, and so that'due south when you see it. Your eyes make full with tears of joy, and Denki comes up to you lot. He kneels downwards on one knee joint, holding upwards a ring. "Will you make me the happiest human and marry me (y/n)?" He asks, you nod your head yes. He smiles and puts the ring on your finger, standing upward. "I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you." He says while you hug him tightly. That was the all-time day for you two, soon as you could and got to your telephone, you told everyone.

I promise you liked this! It was so beautiful to make!

I hope you accept a great 24-hour interval!

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I Wish

Pairing: James Potter x Reader 10 Sirius Black

Discussion Count: ii,421

Warnings: Slight swearing, angsty

Request: hey 💌 my request seems kinda sad (but i'm into it). sooo i was listening to i wish past i direction and i had an idea!! could u pls write a james x reader based on that song? like reader is dating sirius and james is in honey with reader? and sirius knows? heheh thank u, i love your work ✨💗🙏🏽

A/n: I'm not a large One Direction fan but this was fun to write. Savour!

He takes your hand, I die a niggling

I watch your eyes and I'm in riddles

Why can't y'all await at me like that?

James swallowed harshly watching yous as neared them. He knew it wasn't supposed to be like this simply here he was. The boy looked downwards at his hands ashamed.

"Hey guys!" you greeted with a smile that made his knees go weak and his jiff exit his lungs.

"Hey baby." Sirius responded looking upwards at you from his position next to James on the couch. "Whats up?"

"Naught much." You lot answered plopping in between the two boys making James jump a bit. "You lot okay James?" You asked turning towards him.

The boy coughed sputtering for breath, "Y-yes." he stuttered nervously pushing his glasses support his nose.

"You sure?" y'all placed your arm on his shoulder in concern and he went completely strong.

"He'due south just upset his Lily blossom is ignoring him again." Sirius laughed rolling his optics playfully.

Sirius couldn't accept been more wrong but James just put on a fake grin and nodded along.

He slumped with relief when yous removed your paw from his shoulder and turned back to Sirius.

Playing with Sirius' hair yous said, "She tin't keep the deception upwards for ever I mean you lot James fuckng Potter for Merlin's sake."

The truth was James felt goose egg the 'James fucking Potter' you mentioned. That James had died three months agone when he brutal in love with you. He knew falling in beloved was supposed to be this wonderful thing, with fluffy bunnies, rainbows and cotton processed and he was certain that's what it was when he thought he was in beloved with Lily.  Unfortunately he had done no such thing and when yous walked into the common room Sirius' arm around your waist he had truly fallen. And falling was definitely the right word.

It was as if someone had pushed him off his broom and he had plummeted to the ground below. Now he just lay at that place hurt and wounded attempting to selection himself back up every bit his heart crumbled to pieces.

Oh and of course every time he made the smallest bit of progress, his best friend would come over conveying you in his arms and kick him in the gut as you giggled and stared at Sirius like he with the king of England.

And now hither you lot were doing it again. Sirius was talking near the prank he had merely constructed and you had your head laid on his shoulder hand interlaced with his. Your beautiful y/eastward/c optics locked on his stormy grey ones. All the while James was wishing you were looking at him.

When you walk by, I try to say it

But then I freeze, and never do it

My natural language gets tied, the words get trapped

I hear the shell of my middle getting louder, whenever I'm near you

James near went into cardiac abort when you walked into the slug club meeting. You were incredible.

A lacy white apparel hung snug to your chest before spreading out at your waist into a and hanging down your legs. Your hair was done up in a tight ponytail with silver sparkles sprinkeled in beyond your head.

James was sure if he watched you any longer he would forget virtually everything else in this world and dart at you smashing his lips onto yours. So he turned his caput to look at his best friend whose arm was linked to yours, the long haired male child had his eyes locked on you in a way that broke his heart, he looked at you the same way; with honey. Y'all just never looked back.

You lot waved to a few of your friends earlier turning back to Sirius saying something to him before disappearing into the pocket-size crowd.

Sirius made his way over to James giddy and smiley.

"Estimate what." He smiled his eyes even so in a haze from your angelic form.

"What?"James drawled trying (and failing) to sound interested.

"I told her I loved her."

James spat out the pumpkin juice he had taken a sip of, gaining everyone in a three foot radius attention, "You did what!?"

"Yeah I know!" the other male child bounced excitedly on his heels mistaking his friends misery for astonishment and happiness of his own actions. "She said it back likewise, I tin can't believe information technology! She's really in dearest with me!" Sirius was practically bursting with joy as he broke his best friends center into a million pieces.

"She's actually in love with you." James whispered vocalization tearful and heart-broken equally if he was realizing it for the first time.

"You lot okay man?" Remus asked coming up behind the pale boy.

"I call back I feel a fleck ill, i'm going to caput back." James  muttered blinking back tears every bit he prepare his glass down and headed for the door.

"Oh okay." Sirius said smiling faltering for just a meer 2nd.

But as James neared the get out he had his hand grabbed and twirled around to exist faced with the elegant y/e/c optics he dreamt about.

"James, where are y'all going?" you asked a grin plastered on your soft pink lips.

He felt his tongue groovy every bit his optics took in your beautiful figure, your were nothing short of a slice of magnificent art. "I-I don't experience very well." He managed to dial past the lump growing in his throat equally he looked a what could never be his.

"Oh I'm sorry." Yous said voice soft and laced with concern, "I'll talk to you later on then, hope you feel meliorate." with that you turned to walk back to the party.

"Wait y/n!" James bit down on his natural language after he spoke wishing he hadn't permit those two words escape.

"Whats up James?" you lot asked turning back to face up the breaking boy.

James felt the words he had been wanting to say building in his throat wanting badly to escape. He swallowed again forcing those thoughts to stay just that; thoughts.

He managed a lopsided grimace  earlier squeezing his optics shut quickly and gasping out a sarrowfilled and cleaved, "Nothing." before turning and walking quickly from the political party before you could respond.

But I see y'all

With him slow dancing

Tearing me apart 'cause y'all don't meet

Whenever you kiss him, I'm breaking,

Oh how I wish that was me

    Over the next few weeks James learns slowly and, as always, painfully how to act normal effectually yous. He would even so feel himself breaking within as Sirius pulled you into a kiss, merely he kept it just there. Inside.

    Now he stared at y'all pulling Sirius shut to you and burying your head in his breast as you both swayed to the soft sound of the music he simply sighed downing his glass of fire whiskey in a quick gulp, hoping it would dull the pain.

    Information technology helped a chip but he dared not drink much more than for fright of the false confidence he knew he would proceeds with a few more glasses, confidence that would take his friendship and rip information technology in two.

He looks at you, the style that I would

Does all the things, I know that I could

If only time could just plough back

' Cause I got 3 piffling words that I've e'er been dying to tell y'all

    James looked downwards at the oversupply below him and defenseless sight of you, feeling his heart soar before it dropped direct back into the basis. Sirius stood next to you holding a sign that read, "Kicking some slithery ass!" in bright aureate and blood-red. This would have fabricated him chuckle if the owner of the sign hadn't been staring at the girl of his dreams before leaning over and kissing her on the corner of her lips.

James could almost hear Sirius mutters a soft, "I but couldn't assistance it." in your ear.

He couldn't blame him. He could barely help it himself.

He wished you were the ane property the sign, and that subsequently this game he would be

able to go to hogsmeade with you and osculation the corner of your lips his hand locked with yours.

He wished he was the i who got to whisper, "I just couldn't help it" in your ear.

Only he wasn't, and then instead he flew through away from the middle wrenching couple and looked for something he could have. The quaffle.

But I see you

With him deadening dancing

Tearing me apart 'cause you lot don't see

Whenever you kiss him, I'm breaking,

Oh how I wish that was me

    Burn down Whiskey was James Potter's new best friend. It wouldn't steal the love of his life away from him.

             James had been doing okay only all rationalty had gone out the window when you had attacked him in a hug after he won the game. You lot had smelt of roses and pomegranates. The scent drove him crazy. He had wanted to freeze fourth dimension and agree you lot forever, running his hands through your y/h/c hair.

    When you pulled away not having you was and then much more than painful than before and he couldn't take the pain. Then he numbed it.

He had taken four shots the second he had joined the party in the Gryffindor common room. The cleaved middle was now property a bottle and bringing it to his lips as you drunkenly pulled an equally drunk Sirius into a sloppy make out session.

    Godric, what James wouldn't have given for information technology to be him whose natural language was exploring your mouth.

    Twice that night he almost fucked up his entire life and both times he had managed to stay sane plenty to walk away from y'all and sit his ass back into a chair. After a third bailed attempt to say three lilliputian words to you he finally he stumbled upstairs and passed out on the floor.

With my easily on your waist, while we

dance in the moonlight

I wish information technology was me, that yous'll call later on

cause you wanna say good night

Just like every other night, he dreamt of you lot.

This time you were dancing in a garden, the moonlight making you appear even more angelic than normal. You pilus seemed to glow equally y'all reached for his hand, bare feet twirling around on dewy grass. You lot soft lips were spread in their glorious lopsided smile. You lot had loved him. You had held him and ran your hands through his pilus. Y'all had kissed him softly lips tasting of strawberry and burn whiskey. Y'all had wanted him, needed him, called him.

Then he woke to the sound of you leaving the room, hair in a messy bun, wearing Sirius t-shirt and boxers as you snuck from the room, blank foot, on hardwood floors. Considering yous had wanted him, needed him, chosen...him.

Crusade I see you

With him ho-hum dancing

Tearing me apart 'cause you don't meet

    Sirius was non blind. He saw the way his best friend looked at you. He saw the jealousy the anger, he saw all of it. He had hoped James was simply jealous of what he and y/northward had wishing it for Lily and himself, but he was wrong and he had ever known that.

    "James." He spoke when the two of them were in the library. They had been abandoned by Remus and Peter but were nonetheless in drastic need to study.

    "Yeah?" James asked looking up sleepily from his half-finished transfiguration essay.

    Siruis sighed deciding beating effectually the bush-league would only cause more hurting, "I know your in love with y/northward. "

    All of the previous tiredness that had constitute a home in James' hazel orbs was now far from sight. The boy went stake, and then blood-red then pale again earlier he opened his mouth to speak, "I don't kn-"

    "Don't lie to me James. I know yous better than I do myself, i'yard not bullheaded, I see the way you lot stare at her, the way you talk to her, simply the way you act around her, its obvious." Sirius deadpanned, he wasn't messing around.

    James looked down aback of himself. He could feel his tears pushing through their defenses as the past he considered a brother spoke.

    "James, I don't know how yous fell for her, but I need you to movement on." Sirius stared at the boy needing him to hear him, "I love her, she loves me and I know that this has been killing you, but I won't change how I feel virtually her because of yous. I can't. You lot guys and her are all I have, but I refuse to choose between the two. And so you are going to have to consume your feelings, bury them deep and keep your shit together. Not just for me simply for her as well."

    James looked up at Sirius' stern face optics glossy. "I will."

    Sirius squeezed his eyes shut in a silent prayer to proceed his own tears down, he hated this conversation virtually as much as James. "Thank you."

    James nodded and looked back downwardly at his essay knowing he wasn't going to write annihilation meaningful for a long fourth dimension.

Merely I see y'all

With him tiresome dancing

Tearing me apart 'cause you don't see

Whenever you lot kiss him, I'grand breaking,

Oh how I wish

Oh how I wish

Oh how I wish, that was me

    It became easier. The breaking became a dull throbbing hurting, not great simply better than the previous sharp stabbing he had felt earlier.

            He didn't sentry you anymore. He trained his eyes to await for red hair not y/h/c. He focused on everything he hated virtually yous (a microscopic list)  and everything he loved most Lily. He smiled more, dreamt less.

           He tried non to wish for you merely he yet felt that deep want non wanting to leave. He knew that with fourth dimension he could do information technology. He avoided you, he needed space equally well. He pushed y'all away best he could and focused, focused on annihilation just you.

           James he knew that finally he was beginning to pick himself off of the grass and find the pieces of his centre to put dorsum together. Simply he knew that y'all had one of those pieces and he was sure he would never quite go information technology back. Considering a part of him would always be yours.

Oh how I wish, that was me

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I also love that when Yua threw her shotriser and so she could punch Gai, Fuwa caught it while smirking. Information technology reminded me of that Hades & Persephone joke: Hold my flower (shotriser)! I'll hold your flower (shotriser) babe, you kicking their (Gai's) ass!~

ANON I LIKE HOW Y'all THINK, Yep. THIS IS Astonishing PARALLELISM.

Fuwa is proud of his waifu AND Information technology SHOWS

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Fan fiction is hard crusade all I wanna practise is become to the cheesy-cutesy-vomit-inducing-romantic bullshit only I gotta set it all up get-go

In my caput Hazel and Zoro are already married and the perfect equivalent of that "go boot his ass babe I'll concord your flower" moving-picture show.

Zoro in canon:

Zoro in my head:

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Sel and Ev is the "I'll hold your flower go boot his ass infant" meme

Yeah yes they are.

Since normally Evan isn't virtually to kick anyone's ass, meanwhile Sel volition snap relatively easily-when compared to Evan of course.

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even more wrong quotes!

Celeste: Hey, Sabrina, expect at me.

Sabrina: *looks at her*

Celeste: Bitch.

Uxie: Since I'm going to exist away for a while, I've left y'all all a free bowl of communication.

Uxie: For instance, "Mesprit, stop doing that" just applies to everything.

Mafuyu: practise you sell happy meals?

Nyx: aye we practice.

Mafuyu: can I get just the happy, without the meal?

Nyx:

Mafuyu: please.

Vian: Tsubasa and Raymond sitting in a tree

Vian: Chiliad-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I

Noir:

Noir: Um

Vian: Did you see that bird?

Mira: Yous know you can die from that, right?

Hibiki: *smoking a cigarette* That'south the point.

Rayden: *drinking alcohol straight from the bottle* We're trying to speed this upwards.

Miaki: *eating raw cookie dough, nods*

Celeste: And then what fourth dimension does the judgmental express arrive?

Nina: *Looks at the clock* Basil gets here at two.

Evil Clone of Celeste: Stab her, she's the clone!

Valkyrie: *stabs the Clone* The real Celeste would never pass up a chance to die!

"Go, period. Fuck, menstruation. Yourself, EXCLAMATION POINT!"

— Basil Stormshade

Ray: What did you say about me?

Ray: *taking out a blossom in his hair* Concord my flower.

Tsubasa: *catching the flower* Kick their ass babe, I got your flower!

Nyx: So what seems to exist the problem, Saffron?

Saffron: It all started when I was built-in.

Tsubasa: It's okay, Keeks. Everyone's afraid of something.

Kiku: Even y'all, Basa?

Tsubasa: No.

Celeste: And if you think I'm playing favorites, you're wrong. I love all my teammates equally

*Earlier*

Celeste: I don't intendance for Stormshade.

Azelf: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Uxie: No, I said "Azelf, don't lick the swing set up," and so you said "Don't tell me what to do, Uxie," and and then y'all licked the swing set.

Valkyrie:  *Standing on the couch* The floor is lava!!

Celeste: *HURLS Cocky ONTO FLOOR*

Saaya: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for ten 1000000 dollars?

Miaki: *To Hibiki* You shoot me, and so when my leg gets improve, we buy a big ass business firm and range rovers.

Hibiki: You can shoot me also, we'll have 20 million.

Miaki: Expert thinking, fuck the arrangement.

Mesprit: *out for a stroll* It'southward a beautiful day...

Mesprit: *looks direct at the photographic camera* but non as beautiful equally me.

Mars: I don't need to get to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Pluto: Merely, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl upwards in my artillery so I tin can feel whole once more.

Mars: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Pluto: Is it working?

Haoran: Just a minute. I need to become take out the trash.

Kuno: Oh. We're going out?

Haoran: Wh...

Kuno: That was so hot, Haoran.

Haoran: I literally called the person who just flirted with y'all a degenterate dog and told them I promise they become dragged through the streets.

Kuno: I'm then in beloved with yous.

Tsubasa: Ray! I can't practise this stupid math!

Ray: What's the math trouble?

Tsubasa: Well, we take to add the bed, subtract the wearing apparel divide the legs, and promise nosotros don't multiply.

Kuno, covering Luther'southward ears, while Ray smacks Tsubasa upside the head: Non going to lie that was hella polish.

Lian: Hey Ray, wanna tertiary bicycle on my date with Rin tomorrow?

Ray: Sure.

Lian: Tsubasa! Wanna third cycle on my engagement with Rin tomorrow?

Tsubasa: Sure.

Lian: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Ray & Tsubasa: ...

Rin: Lian...

Kuno: these towers are quite tilted.

Avery: yes i tilted them myself. run across, we tried to make a game, boxing royale. but anyway-

Mars: wait at this! you ruined *everything* this is all your error!

Ray: AVERY! you- listen, you got any weed on you, man? similar, since we're here-

Avery: no! wh- you're the only one who smokes weed hither, ray. except perhaps jupiter.

Ray: jupiter-

Kuno: oh

Kuno: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER.

*Squad PSSN is dining at an expensive restaurant*

Pyrrhus: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?

Vian: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.

Noir: Yes, if the Gods are five-year-olds.

Mesprit: So you call up the programme if I always get shot, right?

Azelf: Of form.

Mesprit: Tell me.

Azelf: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, nosotros are to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no affair the circumstances.

Mesprit: Skillful.

Basil: There was something that prevented me from having friends when I was a footling boy.

Sorrel: It must have been your personality.

Valkyrie: Celeste, are you okay?

Celeste: Can't I simply smile because I feel like it?

Nina: Basil tripped and fell down the stairs.

Celeste: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Valkyrie: I did. I broke information technology…

Celeste: No. No, you didn't. Vian?

Vian: Don't look at me. Look at Basil.

Basil: What?! I didn't pause information technology.

Vian: Huh. That'southward weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Basil: Because it's sitting right in front of us and information technology's broken!

Vian: Suspicious.

Basil: No, information technology'southward non!

Pluto: If information technology matters, probably not… Ray was the last one to use it.

Ray: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Pluto: Oh actually? Then what were you doing past the coffee cart earlier?

Ray: I use the wooden stirrers to button back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Pluto!

Valkyrie: Alright let's non fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Celeste.

Celeste: No. Who broke it?

Basil: *whispering* Celeste, Kuno's been awfully quiet…

Kuno: Really?!

Basil: Yeah, really!

-

Celeste: I broke it. I burned my hand then I punched it. I predict x minutes from now, they'll be at each other'due south throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around hither.

Pluto: Sunshine, what are you doing?

Mars: Making chocolate pudding.

Pluto: Information technology's four o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Mars: Because I've lost command of my life.

Hibiki: I swear I'm non cute!

Hibiki: Don't call me that!

Hibiki: I AM EVIL.

Hibiki: I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT.

Hibiki: Fearfulness ME!

Miaki, patting Hibiki on the caput: Cute!

Olive Garden employee: Would you like some cheese-

Feliks: *whipping out the cheese grater holstered at his hip* No need, my homo.

Arien: I hate falling in dearest with people in my dreams because so they're gone forever.

Arien: Worth mentioning that last dark information technology was Ryuk from Expiry Annotation.

Elodie: Were you built-in on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen!

Arien: Honestly, I wouldn't doubtfulness it if you were right

Arien: I'm gay and confused

Arien: Not almost being gay, I just never know what the fuck is going on

Arien: Skillful morning.

Maxine: It's 5 in the evening.

Arien: Are you lot serious?!

Arien: I woke upward early, I'm going back to bed.

Maxine: Y'all wake up ane day with the power to freeze fourth dimension at will for equally long as you desire with no repercussions. What's the first thing you exercise with your newfound powers?

Arien: Take a nap.

Maxine: You just woke up.

Arien: Accept. A. Nap.

"I gear up my alarms extra early to make certain I have enough fourth dimension to lay in bed and exist aroused about having to wake up."

— Arien Chrysalis

Miaki: You lot have to option your battles.

Hibiki: One of the battles that we picked was to stop Blade and Rune from running plastic tubes all over the school and placing hamsters inside of them.

Miaki: They were gonna call it Tube Urban center.

Rune: I'one thousand so mad at my brother correct now!

Mafuyu: Look, Rune. I never grew up with any brothers, just I know four guys who did.

Mafuyu: They would have fights, just in the terminate, they always had each other's shells.

Rune:

Rune: Are you talking about the ninja turtles?

Mafuyu: Of course I'k talking about the ninja turtles.

Vian: Why are yous telling me to exist homo? I'm already gay.

Pyrrhus: I said "be humble"

Celeste: Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

Celeste: I look cipher and I'm even so allow down.

Tsubasa: Okay, yeah, I LOVE Ray! I have loving feelings for Ray. But does that mean I am IN love with him? No-

Tsubasa: Oh my god. I'one thousand in honey with Ray

Tsubasa: *to his friends* Why didn't you guys tell me?

Rin: We thought you knew.

Chalcedony: I know this is random but dom or sub

Vian: I guess Dominos. I don't go to Subway that much. Don't come across why you'd put them in the same category

Pluto: When people get besides chummy with me, I call them by the wrong name to let them know that I don't really intendance about them.

Tsubasa: That'southward brilliant.

Pluto: Thank y'all.

Tsubasa: You're welcome, Bluto.

Lumine: Wow. Vian is so scary. I wonder what he'south thinking about.

Vian: *Internally* Oh FUCK Aye it'south nugget solar day.

Burnet: What did yous guys get in your yearbook?

Lumine: 'Prettiest Smile'

Valkyrie: 'Nicest Personality'

Vian: 'Nigh probable to start a bar fight'

Noir: 'Least likely to get-go a bar fight, but most probable to win one'

Haoran: Avery, I'm asking for your permission to marry your blood brother.

Avery: What is this, the night ages? You know what? Since you've asked, no yous can't. Crush me in a duel kickoff.

Adette: If y'all bite it and you die, it'south poisonous. If information technology bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Ray: What if information technology bites me and it dies?

Adette: Then you lot're poisonous. Oh my Gods, Raymond, learn to read.

Rin: What if it bites itself and I die?

Addette: It's voodoo.

Kuno: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Adette: ..That's correlation, non causation.

Tsubasa: Well, what if we bite EACHOTHER and neither of u.s.a. dies?

Ray: That'south kinky.

Adette: Oh my God.

*In highschool*

Vian: I was feeling ok until I realized what mean solar day tomorrow is.

Pyrrhus: *thinking most Noir* Another day without him.

Vian: I was just gonna say Monday but ok.

Kuno: *vibrating slightly because he had too much caffeine* Everything in the world is my fault.

Renata: Looks like someone needs to stop drinking coffee.

Kuno: Oh no. It's only my fifth loving cup.

Vian: What's your biggest fear?

Chalcedony: Existence forgotten.

Vian: Damn that's deep.

Vian: Mine is the KoolAid man simply i feel kinda stupid almost it now.

Bract: My brother and I accept the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Rune: -sentences.

Bract: Don't interrupt me

Kuno, to himself: I love Hao… so much… he's such an important part of my life… I wouldn't be the same without him… how can I convey that to him?

Kuno:

Kuno:

Kuno: *Sends Haoran a meme out of nowhere at 2 AM*

Kuno: Perfect.

Mars: You're on speaker. Bear.

Pluto, over the phone: Or what? You'll spank me?

Mars:

Basil: is something burning?

Sorrel: Just my burning honey for u ;)

Basil: The kitchen is on burn down, Sorrel

Miaki: tin you guys please recommend books that fabricated yous weep?

Rune: New General Mathematics

Basil: I detest you

Celeste: Me too bowwow you ain't special

Vian: Did you know you can simply kickoff screaming anywhere? Information technology's not illegal or anything!

Pyrrhus: See, what we're not gonna do is that.

"I think I've spent likewise much fourth dimension around Blade. I've also probably spent too much time sharing his genes."

- Rune Spooks

Saffron: Who's the evil twin?

Rune: *without hesitation* Blade.

Blade: *shrugging* Eh.

Pyrrhus: Your calls to the Nintendo hotline are no longer my concern.

Vian: I won't finish until someone explains why the Mario raccoon can wing!

Vian: *whispering* Don't tell Pyrrhus I made salary in the toaster.

Pyrrhus: *enters the kitchen to run into the toaster on burn down* What the fuck happened?

Kayda and Noir: He made bacon in the toaster.

Basil: *falls downwards*

Basil: I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my listing of enemies.

Vian: If I was trapped within a room filled with explosives and the only manner out was to eat a whole love apple I would dice.

Pyrrhus: How the hell would you even go in that situation?

Renata: Maybe we get one magical wish per lifetime and no one knows considering we waste matter it as a baby on actress crackers or something.

Kuno: This is the most terrifying thing I've always heard.

"I'thousand living in Crazytown, and Mesprit is the town council."

— Uxie Perez

Pluto: Ray, is that a hickey?

Ray: Nope, I only got bitten by a mosquito.

Pluto: I meet.

Tsubasa: *enters the room* Hey Pluto-

Grimta: Tsubasa, my friend!

Grimta: The strongest mosquito in Terasma!

Tsubasa: Whoa, whoa, whoa. "Beau"? I don't want to be Ray's boyfriend.

Kiku: Well, what practice you want, and so?

Tsubasa: I don't know. I just want to be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine. I desire to hold his hand and aroma his hair. But I don't want to exist his stupid boyfriend!

Mafuyu: *reading an middle nautical chart* Due east, H, 4, 1000, potato, java mug, smudge, heart finger, smudge, the rest are all smudges.

Saaya: Oh my god, y'all drove us hither.

Basil: I have spent the entire time I've been in this squad being nothing just nice to yous people!

Nina: Today is the second day you've been in the party.

Mafuyu: I learnt something new while I was in the Ichor of the Wild.

Mafuyu: That I don't wanna be in that location.

Mikael: I'm THIS close to smacking you.

Feliks: Your fingers are touching.

Mikaek: Exactly

Feliks:

Mikael:

Feliks: *runs*

Vian: *poking Henry with a ruler*

Noir: What are you doing?

Vian: I'thousand measuring your patience.

Hibiki: FOUR MONTHS!

Mira: What'southward he talking almost?

Rayden: Information technology's not that big of a bargain.

Hibiki: Y'all STOOD By AND WATCHED ME H2o A FAKE Institute FOR FOUR MONTHS!

Adette: If y'all bite it and you lot die, information technology's poisonous. If it bites yous and you die, it's venomous.

Tsubasa: What if it bites me and information technology dies?

Adette: And then y'all're poisonous. Holy shit, Tsubasa, learn to read.

Rin: What if information technology bites itself and I die?

Adette: It's voodoo.

Kuno: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Adette: ..That'south correlation, not causation.

Ray: Well, what if we seize with teeth EACHOTHER and neither of us dies?

Tsubasa: That's kinky.

Adette: Oh my God.

Kuno: Sad I was decorated playing Minecraft what happened?

Basil: YOU Bitch. THE ICHOR OF THE WILD IS ON OUR DOORSTEP AND You lot WERE PLAYING MINECRAFT!?

Kuno: I WAS FIGHTING THE ENDER DRAGON FUCK YOU!

Burnet: What are you guys gonna exist for Halloween?

Celeste: Sad.

Rin: Gay.

Tsubasa: Sexy.

Kuno: Minecraft.

Renata: Also Minecraft.

Ray: Sexy Minecraft.

Mesprit: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Cop: This only says "I can do what I want".

Nina: Ah yeah, the five love languages.

Nina, pointing at Kuno: "My family never told me they're proud of me"

Nina, pointing at Rin: "I'm so fucking tired delight god just allow me rest for 5 minutes"

Nina, pointing at Renata: "I dear Girls"

Nina, pointing at Tsubasa: "Please pay attention to me"

Nina, pointing at Ray: "Touch starved"

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Or Else I'll Argue With You

Fic Request: Stiles and Lydia are fighting and the rest of the pack purposefully lock them in a closet to sort their differences. Stydia make upwards with apologies and smutty cupboard sex in the midst of the packs return

Rating: MA

Genre: Smut, Romance, Established Relationship

Author: eyasilvers

"Don't touch me!"

"We're locked in a two-feet big cupboard, where exactly are yous expecting me to put my hands?"

"Oh, I don't know, have you tried shoving them upward your ass, for example?"

"Won't fit. Yours is more than comfortable."

"Screw you, Stiles."

"Wanna tell me why yous're still mad at me though?"

"You know too damn well why, don't pretend. Hands!"

"What are you talking about, your hands are on my chest!"

"Well they aren't on the donkey of the girlfriend who is but slightly, and I hateful it as a litote of course, ready to accomplish murder."

"Thank god you lot won't break up earlier killing me, you know I won't be able​ to survive that."

Lydia kicks with her heel onto the door out of frustration, succeeding in pulling a cry from Stiles' throat.

"Y'all hit me in the shin-"

She huffs loudly and turns around with difficulty, at present back pressed onto his torso. She feels around for an opening in the door to plunge her nails in and pull. "That's what you get from playing a suicidal daredevil."

"What-"

She tries to turn to him once again, but the space is definitely too narrow to allow them simple moves then she but ends up staring at the door and the calorie-free emanating from beyond it, flowing on their anxiety and forgetting their faces.

"I asked you to finish roaming around, looking for people and secrets that will but get you injured. I asked you and you promised."

"C'mon Lydia, we hadn't had anything in months, I was just looking around-"

"With your dad'due south gun that you stole from him? You knew information technology was unsafe. And you didn't tell me."

"I didn't want you at hazard, Lydia."

"Well I tin can perfectly handle myself now - hmph."

"What is it?"

"I striking my human foot."

"Which one?"

"The right one."

"How in the hell did you manage to do that?"

"I don't know, but - are you implying that this is my mistake?!"

"Not in the slightest, but I might outset pointing fingers if you proceed pressing me against the hangers and Scott's evil-smelling conditioning shirts…"

"At that place'south not plenty space here to point at me, don't be ridiculous. At present where's the handle… Stiles, why is there no handle?"

"Oh, because you lot not handling it is now my fault, I gauge…"

"That was terrible. Tin can't you merely pull your telephone out so we can at least see in this hellhole?"

"No, information technology'southward on the tabular array downstairs with the others, who are probably combusting in laughter right now. Where's yours?"

"Stiles, I'm in a dress."

"And a very nice one, I saw. And?"

"And then I don't have whatsoever pockets!"

"Shit. So we're fucked."

Lydia wriggles but Stiles lets out another groan.

"You just pushed me against an oddly-shaped hanger." he says painfully.

"If we just observe a way to stand side past side, we could open up this goddamn door with both of our strengths." she thinks out loud.

"There's not fifty-fifty enough space for us to stand back to dorsum, Lyds. Maybe you lot can blow the door? Y'all know, with your voice."

"And run a risk killing y'all in the process with the shockwave?"

"Not my smartest idea, I admit. But at least you'd be free!"

"And you'd be at the mortuary."

"Anything to save yous, baby."

She bites back the mixture of a groan and a express joy. Fifty-fifty though she can't come across his face, she simply knows he wears his proudest smirk.

"Okay, maybe we tin can -" he starts off, trying to push himself away from the wall by pressing Lydia confronting the door. "Hold on - if you just, yeah, step to the side, just a few inches… and I try to move that way - a few more than inches, Lyds? - lemme snatch this fucking hanger out of the way - so I motility similar that and take hold of - yeah, that'south never gonna work."

"I think you just made it worse."

"For the love of god-"

"You can't seem to stop making things worse, can you?"

"First of all, that'due south uncalled for. Second of all, I'1000 trying to free us, Lydia!"

"And you lot failed, and past failing you yanked on my foot simply to make information technology stuck even more!"

"Well, I didn't practice information technology on purpose! You're the ane that managed to get stuck in the commencement place!"

"I'thousand non the one who shoved us in there!"

"Wait, who shoved us in in that location?"

"Take a pick."

"Has to be Scott."

"Congratulations."

"Do I get you lot to stop existence mad at me?"

"Oh, I'g constantly mad at you, Stiles, for treating me similar a supernatural divining rod, for never telling me anything and lying to my face up when you come home at three, expecting me to exist a tranquility obedient girl, for offering me flowers each time you think you did something wrong even though you know that I absolutely despise flowers, for-"

"Shh."

Lydia purses her lips in annoyance. "Did you lot just shush me?"

"Someone's coming." he whispers at her ear, and she stills as a shadow blocks the light at their feet. She jumps when he starts yelling: "Whoever it is, we're armed and not in whatsoever mode stuck in this closet!"

"Stiles, relax, it'due south me." Scott's familiar voice says, and Lydia lets out a sigh of relief.

"Dude, buddy!" Stiles cries out, banging on the door with his gratis fist. "Heed giving us a hand here?"

"I thought we weren't stuck." says Lydia, frowning at what she guesses is her boyfriend but is drowned in darkness.

"I reconsidered our state of affairs." he says and she rolls her eyes.

"Guys, you're in here for a reason." Scott says, his warm voice getting guilty.

"Why did you lock us in here, Scott? I thought you lot were my friend!"

"I won't invite you lot to my nineteenth birthday if you don't open this door right this 2d." threatens Lydia.

"I will open up this door… once yous've made up." says Scott.

"What?!" both of them shout.

"It was Malia'south thought!" he explains himself. "You have to understand, guys, it's getting incommunicable to hang out with you 2 with your constant arguing. Y'all demand to sort out whatever it is you guys have to sort."

"Scott, c'mon, man-"

"I'm getting you lot out in one case, and just once you're ready to make peace."

"No, Scott, you can't do this -"

"Call me when you're done. I'll hear you."

"Scott, okay! Scott, we fabricated up, I swear - no, come back, what are you doing, the closet is this way - aaand, nosotros're lonely again."

Lydia observes the door, hands pressed against the painted forest. Now that Scott is gone, there is only 2 ways this situation can be solved. Either they shake hands and pretend they're washed with their umpteenth statement, either it gets heated. And Lydia is hyperaware of Stiles' hips glued to her ass.

"What do we do at present?" he asks, his breathing ragged next to her ear.

She bites her lower lip, turns her caput to the side, her hair tickling his nose.

"We make up." she suggests.

And for further effect, she rubs her donkey against his pants. Stiles gasps and takes her hips betwixt his hands, forcing her to stop.

"Here?" he asks.

"Scott says we have to make up." she says matter-of-factly. "And nosotros take to get out of here."

"Yeah we do." he replies, and she notices the change in his tone instantly, the husky note adding itself to the already deep gravelly of his vocalism.

"What are you waiting for, then?" she says teasingly - information technology'due south but a few seconds before his hand pushes​ the hair at her neck and his oral cavity starts sucking right beneath her ear.

He trails his tongue to the pulse signal and Lydia closes her eyes, her fingers feeling backwards around for him until she senses his belt and clutches onto information technology. She locks her other paw in his, entwines their fingers, squeezes a piffling harder every bit he bites her neck gently enough to exit a marker.

"I take to turn around." she sags, more to herself than to him, and he nods against her skin.

With great difficulty but with also more volition than e'er, she turns to him, purposefully pressing her hips against his groin.

"Jesus, Lydia-" he groans.

The coat hangers are the first thing Lydia tosses to the side equally they painfully dig into Stiles' back. They autumn into a pile onto the floor, the clothes they supported stepped on, and Lydia rakes her nails through Stiles' hair, smirking into his mouth equally she pulls and he moans. She feels with great satisfaction his pants tightening confronting her navel, doesn't have the time to blink and he's raising her up, pushing her against the closet doors with his easily on her asscheeks. In response she coils her legs around his middle, rubbing herself repeatedly over him. Her mitt is tugging at his hair and the other is fisting his flannel.

"Fingers." she gasps into his rima oris. "Fingers. At present."

Her sighs are muffled by his lips pressing to hers in the darkness of the closet, and he wrecks her. She doesn't take to see his pupils bravado equally his fingers tentatively skim under her apparel and brushes against the centre of her panties, making her curvation against him; she doesn't take to see his lips parting as he realizes how wet she already is, and she takes advantage of this to slide her tongue in his mouth; she doesn't have to see his attending focusing, a mixture of desperation and wonder settling on his face like she wishes she could exercise with her -

He enters her without a warning and suddenly she'south pretty certain that even Kira downstairs, who does non possess a supernatural hearing, has heard her.

"Okay?" he asks, out of breath, as he adds a 2d finger while his thumb rolls against her clit.

"Fuck-" she cries out, and Stiles takes this as an answer.

She tugs him closer to her and kisses him feverishly to drown out her cries. He brings her off quickly, her legs buckling uncontrollably. She breathes heavily as he kisses his mode down to her neck and gently lets her downwardly to the flooring.

"You think they heard u.s.?" he says, a smile stretching his vocalisation.

"They must have. I'm loud." Lydia comments, Stiles chuckling while he kisses her forehead. "They probably didn't get the message, though."

"What message?"

"That we are going to keep going until they finally let u.s.a. out."

He blinks but not without biting his lips in excitement. "Are we really doing this in Scott'south cupboard?"

"I don't run across the inconvenience."

"Revenge?"

"Yep."

"I'm then on lath."

"Go on me first."

She palms him through his jeans, content to feel that he's still hard, and quickly unbuckles his belt, throwing it on Scott'southward workout shirts on the flooring.

"We haven't done it upright however." he notices right before she gets a concord of his dick in his boxers and he opens wide eyes.

"Information technology's not very applied, for sure." she comments with the sultry vocalization she knows he always falls for. She pumps him a few seconds, sliding her forefinger upwards a couple times until she feels him sag forwards. "But in that location's a first time for everything." she says earlier she tugs his earlobe into her mouth.

"Lyds -" he starts, panting against her cheek. "You know how soon I come when you do this -"

"Panties down?"

"Aye please."

He pushes her dorsum against the cupboard door and lifts her dress, and tugs her panties down her legs, and pushes himself within her without a 2nd wasted.

"Sorry I've been absent lately-" he breathes out, head cached in the cheat of her cervix. "Sorry I've - distressing I've bought these red roses because they reminded me of your perfume - really no, I'm non sorry, they were perfect-"

"Stiles, shut upward and fuck me."

"Want me to dirty talk?" he smirks, a hand under her thigh and the other pressed where their bodies meet.

Lydia whines when he rocks his hips to observe a improve angle, and she knocks her head back confronting the cupboard door.

"Every time we'll take another argument, I promise I'll eat y'all out like the starting time time."

"I won't argue with y'all on that-" she says, smiling wide every bit she tries to press herself closer to him, like he could melt within her and just stay in that location for the rest of eternity "Let's practice it again… tomorrow, okay?"

"To-tomorrow." he gasps and she steals a kiss from him, then another, and some other, and some other. "Not a-a cupboard though."

"Jeep. Due north-no… On the kitchen counter. Don't be late."

"Or else?"

"Or else I'll argue with yous." she says in a low, sultry vocalization, right earlier she arches into him and cries out.

He comes barely a few seconds later and fifty-fifty after he pulls out, they stay in each other'south arms, his head in her neck and her easily in his hair, just silently breathing into one some other. Shortly after they hear knocking.

"You guys are loud. And you reek." Malia'southward voice says from behind the door. "I've unlocked the door, by the mode. If Liam vomits when he sees y'all coming downwardly, it's on y'all."

To Stiles' surprise, Lydia starts to giggle uncontrollably, and he soons follows.

"C'mon, guys, in my freaking cupboard-" they hear earlier Stiles pushes the door open, making sure that his pants are on at least, the calorie-free of the room brightening their faces.

Scott tin can't even expect at them, unsure whether to be horrified or happy for his best friends.

"That ways you made up?" he asks, a hopeful note in his voice.

"Oh, at least until tomorrow." Lydia says knowingly, and Stiles innocently kisses her on the cheek before scurrying off while trying his best to push upwardly his pants. Lydia looks up to Scott and Malia, before tilting her head to the side. "Y'all should never have locked u.s. up in this closet."

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